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एक जाम

तो बात बीती हनुमान जयंती की | कानपुर में हमारे घर के पास बजरंग बली का एक मंदिर जो शायद सड़क के पास एक छोटी सी मूर्ती से चालू हुआ और प्रभु (के भक्तों) की कृपा से अब marble floor, gate, वगैरह से सुसज्जित है | पास में विश्विद्यालय का परिसर है जो सुबह की सैर के लिए उत्तम है तो बस क्या, सुबह सुबह वहाँ एक सब्जी मंडी भी सजती है | मतलब दिल, पेट और आत्मा तीनों का इंतज़ाम एक जगह |

खैर इस बार हनुमान जयंती पढ़ी मंगलवार को तो भक्तों का maha celebration था | “चूड़ी खनकेगी, बिंदिया चमकेगी” जो कभी काका ने मुमताज़ को रिझाने के लिए गाया था, उस ही गाने की धुन पर भक्त जन भगवान् की महिमा गा रहे थे |

भगवान् का प्रसाद तो झमाझम बंट ही रहा था साथ में प्लास्टिक की पन्नी चढ़ी पत्तले भी फेंकी जा रही थी | भाई भगवन का प्रसाद तो इंसान के लिए और इंसान का ज़हरीला प्रसाद गाय, कुक्कुर के लिए | भक्त जन के भक्ति भाव ने तो, कंपनी बाग जैसे भीड़ बाद वाले इलाके की अछी भली सडकों का चक्का जाम कर रखा था | धुल, धुएं और गाली गलौज के cocktail का भोग लगते ही ये लाइन हमारे ज़ेहन में कौंध गयी:

उठाओ एक “जाम”, भगवान् के नाम


11 Responses to “एक जाम”


  1. 1 Anarchist
    2010/04/14 at 3:45 pm

    आज-कल का हिसाब ही कुछ ऐसा है
    इंसान खाता तो अपने जैसे, पर करता हरकत कुत्ते जैसा है

  2. 2 sid
    2010/04/14 at 4:03 pm

    poore lekh me hame jaam waali baat samajh me aayi !!

  3. 4 Anarchist
    2010/04/14 at 4:03 pm

    check 1 2

  4. 6 Ladaaku Haathi
    2010/04/14 at 6:13 pm

    Google now translates from Hindi to English, here’s a demo:

    Past the point of Hanuman Jayanti | Kanpur Bajrang Bali A temple near our house near the road, which probably was triggered by a small statue and the Lord (of the devotees) now by the grace of marble floor, gate, etc. are equipped with | a nearby university campus, which is perfect for morning walks just what too dress up in the morning there is a vegetable market | mean heart, stomach and soul trio arranged a place |

    Well this time the devotees of Hanuman Jayanti maha celebration on Tuesday was read | ” Bangle Aknecegee, bindiya bowels “Kaka who ever sang to attract the Mumtaz, the devotee to the tune of the song people were singing the glory of God |

    God’s offering was still divided along the Zamazma Pathla threw plastic foil was being drunk | brother Lord’s offering to the person and the person offering the poisoned cow Kukkur | The devout sense of devotion to the public, the company Garden area next to the crowd as well Achie roads had blocked the flywheel | Awash, smoke and abuse of cocktail indulgence seem to fly just got this line flashes in our Zehan:

    Pick a “jam”, the name of God

    • 2010/04/15 at 5:39 am

      enjoyed reading from know on when ever i will pass from there i will remember this article of yours and it will surely bring a smile on my face.TAKE CARE

    • 2010/04/26 at 7:49 am

      इस मुल्क ने हर शख्स को जो काम था सौपा, उस शख्स ने उस काम की माचिस जला के छोड़ दी – Piyush Mishra

      sala bindiya chamkegi ka bindiya bowels!

  5. 2010/04/26 at 7:42 am

    bharatvarsh main mandir ka progression dekhne yogya hota hai

    yr1: ek bargad ke ped ke niche do patthar
    yr2: us ped pe dhaage baandhe jaate hai, aur un pattharo pe keshariya rang chadhaya jaata hai
    yr3: waha regular pooja chaalu
    yr4: ek shade chadha di jaati hai, aur regular poojari self employe ho jaata hai
    yr5: maanya sthaan, aur waha pe ek chamatkari baba prakat

    bhatavarsh main 33 karod bhagwaan yuhi nahi hai

    • 2010/04/26 at 7:51 am

      In each of my visits I have seen the temple grow like that only 😀 you captured it very well except there has been no Chamatkari Baba yet, your prediction might come true in my next visit

  6. 11 Gabbar
    2010/04/26 at 3:58 pm

    Ek Bhagwan ka evolution main bhi share kar sakta hoon.
    Ganv mein bhaiya ki dukaan ke paas mein log roz aake moot jaya karte thhe. Paristithi se pareshaan hoke unhone ghor chintan ke baad ek upay nikala. Wahin moot mein sana ek pathar lekar usse laal tike se sussajit kar ke wahan virajmaan kar diya. Doosre din ek bhaisahab roz ki tarah wahan pressure bana ke aaye pur kuch dekh ke unki phat gayi aur woh wapas kat liye. Bhaiya bahut khush huye that the idea actually worked.
    But aaj yeh haal hai ki roz subah bhaiya ko dukaan kholne ke liye bheed se gokar guzarna padta hai kyunki wahan “Shri Mutreshwar Mahadev” ke darshan ke liye bhakton ka tatan laga rehta hai.

    Disclaimer: Based on real incidents.


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